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How I first met my Hunter

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(Road)

Sarah: ZOMG Carla! I can't believe we're heading to NYC BAY-BEE!!!

Carla: Sarah shut up...and stop staring at me like that like I have something on my face!!!

Sarah: You got a huge pimple that is just about to pop there gurl

Carla: *hides zit* SHUT UP!!!

Sarah: *takes out video cam* Ohhh Im gonna put this in YouTube later!

Carla: I said shut up!

{Yes, I am THAT annoying in real life!!!}

Sarah: Oh hey look the NYC welcoming sign!

Carla: Why is it full of holes and partially burning?

Sarah: Beats me. *takes photo of it or whatever*

Carla: Man!

Sarah: Oh that's you

Carla: No! I mean MAN! *point at the common inected crossing the road*

(car road kills zombie and leaves him all twisted like a pretzel)

Sarah: Oh yeah I wonder I there's some pretzel stand around here

Carla: *smacks Sarah upright in the face* Slut, can't you see this whole city is in ruins?!

Sarah: NYC is Rome now?!

Carla: NO YOU FAGGOT! *brings Sarah's face closer to the window* LOOK! It's being overrun by zombies! We have to find a way-

(ground shakes violently)

Sarah: I hear someone just woke up rom his nappy-wappy :3

Carla: Sarah! Get the f$#K out! *kicks slut out of the door before a rabid Tank lifted their car and threw it over the Empire State building*

Sarah/Carla: .....D:

Carla: My car *sobs then growls* You'll pay for that you giant....MUSCLEHEAD!

Tank: *turns around semi-whimpering and grunting*

Sarah: I think we should apologize-

Carla: But he threw my car! MY CAR!

Tank: *roars and charges towards them*

Sarah: Rawr? ...Umm Rawr! RAWR! RAAAAAAAAWR!!!!!

Tank: *pauses* Hm?

Sarah: Look! I think he likes me!

Carla: Sarah! * pulls slut away from spot before she got splattered like some bug*

(the two travel to Times Square)

Sarah: OH NOES! NOT THIS PLACE TOO!!!

Carla: Sarah shut up all you can do now is- WHOOAA!!!! *gets carried away by a Smoker's tongue*

Sarah: I have to 'WHOOAA!!!!'?......Carla?.........Echo! echo echo echo

...................................................................................................*takes out laptop and begins writing down on journal*

Hunter: *jumping from rootop to rooftop snifing something in the air* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: *accidentally chokes on her caffé latté ater hearing the strange sound* Did I hear a pirate?

Hunter: *lands on a building just close to the nearest victim. Inhales deeply*...........PIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Okay I'm getting freaked out right about now...Do I smell pie?

Hunter: PIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Sarah: Pie...pie...Oh *pulls whole pie out of back pocket* I was supposed to be eating this with Carla now I wonder where is she? *trips* Whoops!

*pie flies over her head just before Hunter lands in front of her*

(KA-BLEWIE!!!!!)

Sarah: Oh my! Spongebob reference!!!!! XD *suddenly tensed and sees Hunter staring wide-eyed at her*

Hunter: *thinking* OH MEIN GOTT! She must be half-Witch to throw that much of a rage *drool*

Sarah: Um? ...Wazzup

Hunter: Grrr!!!! *sniffs dah slut and licks the pie filling left on her face*

Sarah: Hey! That tickles! Aww *Hunter is nuzzling her/me WOO!!!* CARLA! I FOUND A NEW FRIEND! :D

Carla: *far-off* Greaat. So have I *ish snuggled by a Smoker*.....Someone please kill me!

DEE END/FIN!
Random-nessh to the next level

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LAWL. Hunter, sprechen sie deutsch? Ja? LAWL

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AceHoshi's avatar
OHMYGOD.
ThisBHilarious.
...You May Think Im Not Serious When I Say This But i Am..


You Should Make A Sequel And Like Start....A dA Series.
I Would Read It. :iconimseriousplz: