I love Cesare DUH

Teh awesome adventures of Sarah and Chez....Boring....

(Oquendo manor)

Sarah: *runs down the stairs in a towel* CHEZ!!!

Cesare: *slowly puts down Italian newspaper* What?

Sarah: I just found out wanker means dick!

Cesare: . . .Is that all?

Sarah: . . .Yes *slowly walks over to Chez and holds the top of her towel*

Cesare: . . .Sarah

Sarah: Yes sexy?

Cesare: KEEP. THAT. TOWEL. ON

Sarah: But-

Cesare: NOW!

Sarah: Alright. . . *goes back upstairs to leave Cesare and his fetish for newspapers*

(Twenty minutes later...)

Sarah: *runs down the stairs in a red dress and gladiator heels* CHEZ!!!

Cesare: *watching Italian TV dramas* WHAT?!

Sarah: I just found out that figlia means girl!

Cesare: . . . And then later you're going to find out that hamburgers originated from Russia?

Sarah: ....Yeah...

Cesare: Stop researching Wikipedia while taking a bath will you?!!

Sarah: You're so mean!!!!! D:<
...................Do you like my new shoes? *wiggles feet in front of Cesare*

Cesare: *ignores her*

Sarah: *leaves . . . . . . Then runs back to land on Cesare's lap* DOGPILE!!!

Cesare: SARAH!!!

Sarah: CHEZ!!!

**This was another happy day for Cesare Borgia**