Emosummer

So I just recently finished my project in Literature which is to draw Ceyx and Alcyone...
And it so happens that Ceyx was accidentally made into Ezio....

The hair, the eyes and everything ((except I can't draw a full body yet soo...sexy shoulders will do))
Damn you Ezio. You're all over me...I wish...

Me: So Ellie, let's see if you're responsive!

Ellie: Wah!

Me: ...*high pitch squeaky voice* Cesare!

Ellie: *blows bubbles*

Me: . . . CESARE!!!

Ellie:

Me: . . . Ezio!

Ellie:

My professor/dean was telling us about euphony which means

"AUDITORY PLEASURES"

But guess what?

I ended up writing "AUDITORE PLEASURES"

DAMN.

YOU.

AUDITORE.

BOIS.

So that's just it huh?

You break up with me after I receive an engagement ring from you WEEKS AGO and then you want to marry her?!!!
HER?!! The ex-girlfriend of my dead ex-boyfriend?!

Fucking shit man! What the hell?! Fuck it, I don't care what's gonna happen to you. If she's a bitch, you're an asshole. PERFECT COMBINATION.

Goodnight!

So yesterday me and my sis went to the department store to look for more baby stuff.
(Because my nipote is so spoiled!)

I came across one pillowcase and it said, 'A Prince sleeps here.'
Then I said, "Sis! Get that one for Cesare! Please! Please!!!!!"

And my sis was like, "Yes! We should!"

When we came home and showed Baby Cesare his new pillows he went from crying to staring blankly into open space until saliva came out of his mouth.

....

That means he likes it!